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Just Horsing Around

Contents 1 Funny pet stories 2 Pet Jokes 3 Animal Quotes 4 Fun Facts Funny pet stories I’m not sure how funny this is, but the joke was on me. At the time this happened, I had a German Shepherd named Samantha. Somehow one day I forgot to lock my doors. I came home from […]

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Sharing Inner Peace

Sharing Inner Peace – submitted by our friend, Liz Dealey. If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you […]

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A Note to the Pets of the House

Dear Dogs and Cats: A few things…. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I […]