Quanah waiting by the fence
Hi, this is Quanah again. I’m back and I’m a little angry. Here’s the thing – mom feeds a few cats outside. I can’t get at them because she put up a fence. But there’s one red and white cat mom has fed since he’s a kitten and hecomes right up to the fence and dares me to catch him. Maybe he wants to play, but I’m not buying it.
Then he tells me that he’s smarter than I am because he’s a cat. Can you believe that? Everyone knows dogs are smarter than cats. I heard mom talking to a friend and she said and I quote, “all studies show that dogs are smarter than cats, especially solving problems.” Didn’t I teach myself how to open doors when I want to go out? And German Shepherds are third on the list of smartest dogs, but between you and me, we should be first. Just because those Border Collies can herd, so can I and they can’t do all the things I can. And Poodles are so snobby.
Anyway, I told all this to Butterbean (that’s what mom calls him) and what do you think he does? He spits at me. Now I ask you, can I be friends with someone like that.
Dogs rule and cats drool.
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